A Nija List of NOOBISMS!

Ok so today I will start a series of post that occur each on their own day. Today is list day so to start it off with a bang I'm going to throw you a list of NOOBISMS (read stupid questions noobies ask).

1. Why can't I attack this player? He's calling me a noob and I want to kill him!
Dude he's on your faction.

2. When do I get monkey form?

3. What is noob?

4. What is w00t?

5. How come I can't heal myself?
Dude warriors don't heal.

6. Why can't I tame Hogger?

7. lvl 2 hunter lfg dm

8. Whats an auction house for?

9. How does everyone fit all their stuff in 16 spaces?
You can buy more bags mcnoobin.
10. How come I can't tame a pet to fight for me?
Mages don't have combat pets nub.